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jennyforeigner:

onequalityduck:

kristmaskiller:

buildarocketboys:

skarchomp:

nameless-husband:

outlawdrake92:

whathappenedtoyourgender:

I lost my gender in…the accident.

I was trying to roll my gender back in my head just for fun, but my mom said “don’t do that with your gender, it’ll get stuck like that!” And you know what? I didn’t listen, she was right.

Got my gender blown off in ‘nam

i put my gender in the dryer once and i haven’t been able to find it since

I left my gender in my jeans pocket when I put them in the wash. It came out all crumpled and broken so I had to throw it away.

Dropped my gender in 2012 and it rolled into a storm drain

That sonofabitch took my gender in the divorce

A highway man assailed my carriage. He demanded “your gender or your life” and well, I am alive.