Author: Reasons I'm Agender

I gave up my gender in order to be an agender shadow monster

I turned my gender off to save energy

I played hide-and-seek with it when I was little and I never found it.

I used a product meant for a different gender from my original one and it killed my gender, leaving me stronger but with nothing.

I was about to fall victim to the dead lgbt person trope, but at the last second my gender leapt out and took the bullet for me. I held a funeral for it. There were bagpipes and everything.


I went to McGender's™ and their gender machine was broke

i lost my gender in a kmart

i was listening to my gender in class but then my teacher took it

I put my gender on top of my car when I was loading up and then forgot about it and just drove off.