I lost it when I moved

I didn’t have enough money for mine

i accidentally baked it into one of my cakes and i think someone ate it

It melted when it was too hot in summer.

My gender didn't pay rent

My gender only comes around when BBC Sherlock gets new episodes

I accidentally wrapped it up while wrapping presents and I don't know which package it's in. Too much work to get it back.

My gender didn't fit right so I returned it and got my money back.

i always forget to put my gender on when i leave the house