Category: anonymous

I turned my gender off to save energy

I turned my gender off to save energy

I played hide-and-seek with it when I was litt…

I played hide-and-seek with it when I was little and I never found it.

I used a product meant for a different gender …

I used a product meant for a different gender from my original one and it killed my gender, leaving me stronger but with nothing.

I was about to fall victim to the dead lgbt pe…

I was about to fall victim to the dead lgbt person trope, but at the last second my gender leapt out and took the bullet for me. I held a funeral for it. There were bagpipes and everything.

i lost my gender in a kmart

i lost my gender in a kmart

I put my gender on top of my car when I was lo…

I put my gender on top of my car when I was loading up and then forgot about it and just drove off.

I sold my gender to the Romans for two pieces …

I sold my gender to the Romans for two pieces of silver

it slipped down the back of the lounge and the…

it slipped down the back of the lounge and then i didn't notice it when we moved the lounge and it got vacuumed up.

I got lost in the desert and was forced to eat…

I got lost in the desert and was forced to eat my gender to survive

I had a nice sketch of my gender so I went ove…

I had a nice sketch of my gender so I went over it with pen. Evidently I didn't wait long enough before trying to erase the stretch, because the ink smeared everywhere. I had to throw it away. Oh well